A Cornwall farmer is puzzled by the appearance of seven bras tied to gates near his farm in Lerryn.
Michael owns a farm near Lerryn. He then saw more bras nearby over the next few weeks. Michael saw a bright red bra on a gate. At first, he thought it odd but didn’t worry. He guessed it flew from a car.
Then he saw a second and third bra. He knew something strange was up. Two weeks later, another bra hung on a fence nearby, about 100 yards away. He thought someone played a joke.
Weeks passed, and more bras appeared. Three bras adorned one gate, 200 yards from the first. The bras looked normal to him, not too big or small. Everyone thought it was a joke.
The bras were tied well, not just tossed there. He expected a Facebook post, maybe someone claimed it for a birthday. No one knows anything about it. The bra count is now seven.
Michael hasn’t seen any new ones lately, though. The mystery remains unsolved and he does not know if more will appear. The bras are properly attached and haven’t blown away.
People are talking about it now. These bras aren’t on his farm gates, but on other farmers’ gates nearby. He drives past them regularly and finds it amusing. Michael wonders if it will stop at the current count.
People make weird jokes about it. They say stuff about a “storm in a D cup” and tease him playfully. Michael expected someone to confess they were responsible.
The bras are on rural roads in Cornwall. Locals in Lerryn are baffled. Daz Smith joked about a booby trap, while Shirley Bishop wants more support for the investigation. John Trinick made an “udder” pun. Annie Richards Cottis joked about bird nests.