School is so boring nowadays. It’s always the same. I can’t go out to school, nobody can, we have to stay at home and do it all on the computer. We aren’t even allowed outside to play games. I’ve heard about an old-fashioned game, in history lessons, called hopscotch. There were numbers written on the ground in chalk or paint and you would hop or jump on them with your friends. I broke a massive law yesterday- I read a book from around the 21st century – BFG.

Mum found that diary yesterday, I have been sentenced a week of …