It was the queen’s 50th and she was taking a ride in the royal carriage with her husband Prince Phillip. Little did she know her toaster would be planning to take over the world by toasting all the bread. The toaster shuffled across the counter-top. It got to the end. It plonked down. It tripped up the maid who was holding the royal milk.

It spilt all over the floor and slid towards the front door. Luckily it’d rained the day before; the toaster slid over the water onto the road and soon after got crushed by the queen’s carriage.