One snowy winter day in olden Germany, everyone was gathering in the local bar. The maiden, Mildred, who was giving out the beers was having a hard time rushing back and forth, giving everyone beer and brandy. Tab, the cat, who was comfortably dozing on the stove, gave a meow when the door swung open. In came Taylor.

The people gasped for Taylor’s chest was bleeding! Mildred dashed over to Taylor and bandaged him up. As Mildred was doing this, the people begged him to tell them how his chest came to bleed. Just then a stranger came in…